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Gas mask
Identifier
005475
Type of Spiritual Experience
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A description of the experience
Gas Mask
You said ‘let’s try a position that’s different’
We needed to inject some more fun
So you bought a guide book
And we both took a look
To see how it really was done
The book said the missionary position
Was passe, and pictured new acts
But to attempt these strange feats
You needed athletes
Or a gymnast at least (with some tact)
Contorted and feeling quite giddy
Not knowing quite where we should start
You stood on your head
And I straddled the bed
Then you let out a terrible fart
So the book is now in a safe cupboard
We’re more cautious with what it suggests
And a gas mask is handy
For when you feel randy
But for safety the missionary’s the best